“The couch did not sag with 1,000 pounds of sumo!” —Furniture Fix Commercial
People need to stop saying that I look like Miranda Cosgrove.
Do I always have a "lost" look ok my face or something?
It seems that everywhere I go people come up to me and ask me if I’m lost/need help.
I'm wearing glittery platform pumps and blogging.
People all over Tumblr are saying that Justin Bieber's new single was good.
I lasted about 30 seconds.
Sometimes I just wish I was a cat.
I just figured out what YOLO stands for...
“I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once.” —John Green