flowerbabies:

Obsessed with this shirt I bought

I don’t know who you are, but your shirt says it all.

sarahseeandersen:

More jerk behavior by yours truly.

jess-koo:

c:

jezmm:

I kind of just realized,

Maybe I shouldn’t go to my youth group formal as The Comedian from Watchmen… .

Everyone is like, “WOOOOO THE LAST OF US AND ANIMAL CROSSING: NEW LEAF!”

And I’m just here like, “WOOOOO PS2 AND NINTENDO DS LITE!”

Troy Baker Announced as Ocelot in Metal Gear Solid V (x)

lordoftheinternet:

i’ve mastered the art of not giving a fuck while simultaneously caring way too much

winterkristall:

both pictures by haania

sylphoftime:

enjolux:

theplaceinsidetheblizzard:

elgin-marbles:

coleytangerina:

Some graffiti found in Pompeii’s ruins: 

• Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!
• Restituta, take off your tunic, please, and show us your hairy privates.
• I screwed the barmaid.
• Apollinaris, the doctor of the emperor Titus, defecated well here.
• I screwed a lot of girls here.
• Sollemnes, you screw well!
• Theophilus, don’t perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog.

Nice to see nothing has changed.

There is a website with all of the graffiti

I love this.

I am laughing so hard

someone basically wrote “secundus is gay” on the wall humankind has not changed at all

rlmjob:

you monster

He’s just like, K THX.