I have the “supplies” (clothes) to make a “sexy” Team Blue Pyro from TF2.

1. I hate Team Blue.

2. I’m not a fan of “sexy” versions of cosplays.

3. A blue spandex body suit isn’t practical for a pyromaniac to be wearing.

4. THEN WHY DO I WANT TO DO THIS SO BAD?!?!

I think I’m just finding an excuse to wear the suit and Pyro popped into my head. I’m about as sexy as a paralyzed pug. Like what character has/could have black hair (because wigs are expensive) and a blue, long sleeve, mock turtleneck, spandex bodysuit?!

I basically have the supplies to make this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9IxjiVv5Ts

YOU GUYS.

BATES MOTEL IS INCREDIBLE.

I’M ONLY ON THE 4TH EPISODE.

BUT SERIOUSLY.

WATCH IT.

NOW.

This was last Friday, but seriously, HOW IS IT PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE TO BE THIS HOT IN MAY.

What?

My life.

Except high school boys are gross.

I made a thing!

I drew a picture of a Dreamcast controller.

It’s not amazing, but I was bored.

What is it with me and guys with dark hair and shaggy hair?!

I don’t wanna brag, but I’m pretty good at this game.

IT IS TOO HOT TO EVEN.

Every time I’m on tumblr and my mom walks by while someone’s on my dash she’s always like “WHO’S THAT? SCROLL DOWN, I WANT TO SEE.” And then she silently judges them through the screen.

Mom, you think I actually know these people? No.

I also bought this cute bodysuit.

It’s really hard to find lip studs where I live, but I found a ton at Claire’s on sale for like $5. Of course, because they’re from Claire’s they’re super obnoxious colors, but still. They were so cheap because no one here has lip piercings.

I feel like everything I need to know about World War II, I can learn from watching and reading Captain America.

There’s a “Baby Making Music” genre on Zune.

I am so done.